Poor Impulse Control T-Shirt

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Why not give the world fair warning?  Bonus nerd credibility if you know what book this is from.  Honestly though why bother controlling your impulses?  Unless your impulse is to do something horrible why not live a truly hedonistic life and enjoy every second of it?  Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse.  Unless your impulse leads you face first into a tree shredder of course.  


  • Available in Unisex Short Sleeve, Hooded Sweat Shirt, or Girls V Neck
  • Also available in Youth, Toddler, and Infant sizes
  • T-Shirt 100% Preshrunk Cotton (Heather grey 60% cotton/40% polyester)
  • Hoodie 75% cotton/25% polyester
  • Assorted colors
  • Cheap as hell

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Poor Impulse Control T-Shirt