Fuel your day the old-school way with our hilarious Pixie Sticks T-Shirt, a nostalgic nod to the ultimate childhood sugar rush. Designed for fans of funny food memes and retro energy hacks, this shirt features a bold and colorful graphic of three iconic Pixie Stix spilling vibrant mounds of powdery sugar in yellow, green, and orange. Above and below the image, the witty caption reads: “Coffee? Energy Drinks? When I was a kid we got our energy the old fashioned way!” — perfectly summing up the chaotic, candy-powered spirit of growing up in a pre-energy drink world.
Perfect for candy lovers, class clowns, and anyone who takes pride in surviving childhood on 100% pure sugar. One look at this shirt and you’ll hear the crinkle of the wrapper and taste that first tangy hit of neon dust. Now that’s energy.
Features
- Available in Unisex Short Sleeve, Hooded Sweat Shirt, or Girls V Neck
- Also available in Youth, Toddler, and Infant sizes
- T-Shirt 100% Preshrunk Cotton (Heather grey 60% cotton/40% polyester)
- Hoodie 75% cotton/25% polyester
- Assorted colors
- Cheap as hell
