The human tooth's major function is to break down food by crushing and cutting before swallowing and digesting. But what if they all fall out before you reached the age of 30? (OMG!)
This has been the great problem of former American President George Washington and he had actually at least four sets of dentures made to replace them. Most of the people believe that they were made of wood but instead made of slaves extracted teeth including materials like hippopotamus ivory, brass, and gold (What??!!).
Imagine the pain he has to undergo because of this, that's why it was necessary for him to took laudanum.
So grab one of this My teeth aren't the only thing with wood in them t-shirt and give your very best smile to everyone!
- Available in Unisex Short Sleeve, Hooded Sweat Shirt, or Girls V Neck
- Also available in Youth, Toddler, and Infant sizes
- T-Shirt 100% Preshrunk Cotton (Heather grey 60% cotton/40% polyester)
- Hoodie 75% cotton/25% polyester
- Assorted colors
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