{"product_id":"edgar-allan-poe-still-dead-kids-t-shirt","title":"Edgar Allan Poe Still Dead Kids T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eA status update from Edgar Allan Poe, posted just now, reading in full: Still dead. The man who gave us the raven, the beating heart under the floorboards and the premature burial delivers his own bulletin with no embellishment whatsoever.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePoe died in Baltimore in 1849 under circumstances nobody has ever fully explained, found delirious in someone else's clothes. He has been reliably dead ever since, and this shirt is happy to confirm it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne of those funny t shirts that rewards the second look, which is why it is printed small and matter of fact rather than shouted. Good for literature nerds, goths, English teachers and anyone who appreciates a short sentence.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h4\u003e \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Unisex Short Sleeve, Hooded Sweat Shirt, or Girls V Neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAlso available in Youth, Toddler, and Infant sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eT-Shirt 100% Preshrunk Cotton (Heather grey 60% cotton\/40% polyester)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHoodie 75% cotton\/25% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAssorted colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCheap as hell\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0051\/7403\/4467\/files\/New_Size_Chart_3_480x480.jpg\" alt=\"Size Chart for Edgar Allan Poe Still Dead\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003ch2\u003eEdgar Allan Poe Still Dead\u003c\/h2\u003e","brand":"FV10127","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51908561928425,"sku":null,"price":7.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0051\/7403\/4467\/files\/FV10127_youth_Black_4d6d53f0-a141-4956-bbde-ad89c50a8a65.jpg?v=1789938209","url":"https:\/\/fivedollarteeshirts.com\/products\/edgar-allan-poe-still-dead-kids-t-shirt","provider":"Five Dollar Tee Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}