You have died of diarrhea lettuce. A tribute to every kid who watched their whole wagon party get wiped out by bad water and worse luck, now updated for the era when a bad salad can finish the job. Retro green-on-black trail nostalgia meets the very modern terror of the produce aisle.
Timed to the cyclospora lettuce recall that has half the country side-eyeing their greens. If pre-washed salad now fills you with quiet dread, wear it proudly. Perfect for gamers, elder millennials, and produce skeptics everywhere.
Features
- Available in Unisex Short Sleeve, Hooded Sweat Shirt, or Girls V Neck
- Also available in Youth, Toddler, and Infant sizes
- T-Shirt 100% Preshrunk Cotton (Heather grey 60% cotton/40% polyester)
- Hoodie 75% cotton/25% polyester
- Assorted colors
- Cheap as hell
