A status update from Edgar Allan Poe, posted just now, reading in full: Still dead. The man who gave us the raven, the beating heart under the floorboards and the premature burial delivers his own bulletin with no embellishment whatsoever.
Poe died in Baltimore in 1849 under circumstances nobody has ever fully explained, found delirious in someone else's clothes. He has been reliably dead ever since, and this shirt is happy to confirm it.
One of those funny t shirts that rewards the second look, which is why it is printed small and matter of fact rather than shouted. Good for literature nerds, goths, English teachers and anyone who appreciates a short sentence.
Features
- Available in Unisex Short Sleeve, Hooded Sweat Shirt, or Girls V Neck
- Also available in Youth, Toddler, and Infant sizes
- T-Shirt 100% Preshrunk Cotton (Heather grey 60% cotton/40% polyester)
- Hoodie 75% cotton/25% polyester
- Assorted colors
- Cheap as hell
