Tired of the same old sci-fi tropes about wise and benevolent aliens? Let’s be real—if extraterrestrials exist, they’re probably just as greedy, self-absorbed, and power-hungry as the billionaire moguls running things here on Earth. The Asshole Billionaires from Other Planets T-Shirt hilariously flips the script, imagining a universe where alien overlords are less about enlightenment and more about exploiting cosmic resources for their own gain.
Whether they’re hoarding intergalactic wealth, evicting entire species from their home planets, or dodging space taxes in an asteroid-based shell corporation, these extraterrestrial tycoons have mastered the art of interstellar capitalism.
Features
- Available in Unisex Short Sleeve, Hooded Sweat Shirt, or Girls V Neck
- Also available in Youth, Toddler, and Infant sizes
- T-Shirt 100% Preshrunk Cotton (Heather grey 60% cotton/40% polyester)
- Hoodie 75% cotton/25% polyester
- Assorted colors
- Cheap as hell
