Who's number 1?
If your sense of humor lives somewhere between American history and loud, ridiculous one-liners, this President George Washington If You're Not First You're Last T-Shirt delivers. It blends presidential attitude with classic comedy energy for a design that stands out in any lineup of funny t shirts.
Perfect for fans of graphic t shirts with a clever twist, this Washington tee is an easy conversation starter for parties, casual weekends, school events, or anyone building a collection of offbeat political and historical shirts. It also makes a great gift for history buffs, meme lovers, and anyone who appreciates a joke with founding-father confidence.
Whether you wear it for the laughs or just to remind everyone who started it all, this shirt keeps things simple: bold humor, comfortable everyday wear, and a budget-friendly price that fits right in with your favorite cheap graphic tees.
Features
- Available in Unisex Short Sleeve, Hooded Sweat Shirt, or Girls V Neck
- Also available in Youth, Toddler, and Infant sizes
- T-Shirt 100% Preshrunk Cotton (Heather grey 60% cotton/40% polyester)
- Hoodie 75% cotton/25% polyester
- Assorted colors
- Cheap as hell

From the Presidents collection, this George Washington shirt is a fun pick for men and women who like their style a little smarter, weirder, and funnier. Choose your size, grab your favorite color, and add a founding-father punchline to your rotation.