If a coyote can order thousands of dollars of worth of stuff T-Shirt

I mean, really after the 4th or 5th falling off a cliff you might want to reconsider your plan.

Features

• Available in Unisex Short Sleeve, Hooded Sweat Shirt, or Girls V Neck
• Also available in Youth, Toddler, and Infant sizes
• T-Shirt 100% Preshrunk Cotton (Heather grey 60% cotton/40% polyester)
• Hoodie 75% cotton/25% polyester
• Assorted colors
• Cheap as hell

If a coyote can order thousands of dollars worth of stuff from Acme why can't he just order a pizza t-shirt