I strongly suspect my hamburger T-Shirt

Impossible.

Features

• Available in Unisex Short Sleeve, Hooded Sweat Shirt, or Girls V Neck
• Also available in Youth, Toddler, and Infant sizes
• T-Shirt 100% Preshrunk Cotton (Heather grey 60% cotton/40% polyester)
• Hoodie 75% cotton/25% polyester
• Assorted colors
• Cheap as hell

I strongly suspect my hamburger has significantly less than five guys in it T-Shirt