Alcohol Doesn't Solve Problems but Neither Does Milk T-Shirt

We all need friends. Some of us have a best friend we met in school. Some of us have friends from childhood. Some of us have friends we know over the internet but have never met in person. Some of us have only ourselves for friends. Me? My friend is a bottle of 180proof straight Everclear. The best friend a boy could ask for.

Features

• Available in Unisex Short Sleeve, Hooded Sweat Shirt, or Girls V Neck
• Also available in Youth, Toddler, and Infant sizes
• T-Shirt 100% Preshrunk Cotton (Heather grey 60% cotton/40% polyester)
• Hoodie 75% cotton/25% polyester
• Assorted colors
• Cheap as hell

Alcohol Doesn't Solve Problems but Neither Does Milk T-Shirt