A cop pulled me over and said papers T-Shirt

And he wanted a rematch because he has been chasing me for 30 minutes. My biggest fear is that he's gonna scream "rock!" and sideswipe me into the median. Assuming I survive the crash, then while they're beating the crap out of me and handcuffing me, I'm gonna rise up one last time and yell "Worth it!" 

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A cop pulled me over and said "papers" so I said "scissors" and drove off T-Shirt